yesterday, i had a conversation with one of my best man (eh perempuan ada best man ke?haha),
and man...what's wrong with you guys?
we girls are not a commodity.
and you cant referring us to other girl like we are just another of your guy friends.
yes sure we are two different persons.different personalities.different lifestyle.
but we share a common hormones.PLEASE.
okay.i might be exaggerating.
kembali ke situasi NORMAL.
by NORMAL, i mean,DRAMA,TEATER MARHAEN kita..
bila saya kata bertunang itu renyah.consume masa.membazirkan uang.
lebih mudah kahwin di pejabat kadi sahaja (note : not the 'kami kena cekup khalwat maka kena kahwin sekarang' kind of wedding) but yeah.just a simple, really simple solemnization ceremony where all i should do just say 'i do', followed by a simple kenduri doa selamat...(ala-ala menikah oversea gitu)...saya dikata sebagai terlalu dipengaruh barat.too much little black dress books he thought.westerner katanya.dah belajar tinggi (tinggi lah sangat...) taknak pegang adat melayu lagi.bertunang tu kan adat nenek moyang.lebih sopan.another step to secure the girl u want heh..what the what???fine...
when i ask, the 'hantaran' for his respective significant other
he said, "adalah dalam (sekian-sekian),ok lah tu.kenduri kampung mana telan ribu-riban,grad diploma..ok lah tu kan?kan?"
to which i replied "so okaylah kalau aku nak mintak 18k untuk hantaran aku?"
"asal lak?"
"yela, aku grad (isi tempat kosong), aku pandai (isi skill orang puang), aku boleh (isi skill orang puang), and i can hand washed the whole family clothes (consist 15 pax) single handedly."
"kau ingat kau siti nurhaliza?erra fazira?MATERIALISTIK."
"wey,anak (isi tempat kosong), tu kerja (isi tempat kosong) pun dapat 15k tauu." (provok untuk meniup api)
"tu anak orang..lawa,putih,gebu.engkau! (okay.masukkan F word disini) tula kau,hantaran ni lazim je kau tau tak,yang wajib tu mas kahwin..belajar tinggi.sampai darjah khas, tu pun taktau (again.pfttt)"
"dah tu bertunang tu bukan lazim ke?adat?melayu katanya??"
him,facepalm.
okay.i might be exaggerating.
kembali ke situasi NORMAL.
by NORMAL, i mean,life,my normal life..
sekarang,saya baru discover salah satu kebolehan saya ialah kemahiran memprovok.(memprovok??) hahaha.
i ask my abah once, about how much hantaran he would ask if he were to marry me to man i choose.
to which he replied "abah bukan nak jual anak abah.."
suddenly i felt not all men are complicated, they just haven't reach my dad's phase of life yet..(camharomm grammar kau yen)
note : musim mengawan kan sekarang?letih la kawan nak jawab takde calon.kawan nak sambung belajar lagi.paham tak?paham tak?? <------ (motip sangat nak isytihar takde calon.heh)
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